In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
I heard that you like the bad girls, honey is that true?
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van